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United Bagel Boilers, Slicers, Shmearers & Scarfers

GUIDE FOR THE PERPLEXED
Schmear: Yiddish, to smear or spread. A spread or paste. Also, interestingly, to bribe or a bribe (think greasing palms).


 You pine for poppy. Salivate for sesame. Giggle for garlic. Blueberry? Feh. This one’s for bagel lovers! The slogan up top says “The Hole World in Our Hands” and below is “Fiat Lox” (Let there be lox!). Maybe that was commanded on the eighth day? On the back of selected items: "From Schmear to Eternity."