Smart, funny, Jewish-themed gear

This design salutes deft matzo ball makers everywhere. The slogan up top declares, “Flat Bread, Fluffy Balls,” while below it says “Holy Rollers.” On the back of selected t-shirts is the query “Why is this shirt different from all other shirts?”. Yes, wise children, we know why.

This design salutes you hard-working gefilte fish makers and eaters (and even those who simply open the jar!). The slogan up top says, "Scaling New Heights" while below it advises Carpe Carp (look it up, it’s Latin).

Also for Passover:
Allied Matzo Ball Makers League
Afikomen Search & Retrieval 

You doggedly pursue your goal. Your motto: “No matzo left behind.” We salute the men, women and children of the Afikomen Search & Retrieval team with this logo that proclaims “From the desert to dessert.” In the center a radar screen tracks the unleavened target. The back of selected items say, “It’s a crumby job, but someone’s gotta do it.”

Purim players and grogger grinders alike will delight in this emblem that salutes the menschen of the Megillah. Let ‘em know you’re loud and proud with the seal that proclaims “Shake Rattle & Roles”. Around the masks of comedy and tragedy (look closely atop their heads) repeats the names Mordecai, Esther, Vashti, Ahasuerus, and Haman. Selected shirts are backed with the phrase “…and that’s the whole Megillah”.

This design is a Purim special! The top slogan, “Reaching for the mun” is a punny reference to the classic poppy seed filling, while below it says “This is how we roll.” We think Esther would approve.

Also for Purim:
Purim Shpielers & Squealers Society

Are you a Jewish mother? Have one? This logo design is for you! The center features icons representing the chief concerns of Jewish mothers: a sweater (so you’re warm enough), a place setting (so you’re well fed), and a phone (so maybe you’ll call once in a while?). Surrounding the emblem is the phrase “Worrying about tomorrow today” and across the bottom it says “Women of Valor,” referencing the reverential Old Testament poem, “A Woman of Valor.”

With this design we tip our Jewnion Label hat to the invaluable menschen of the world. At the bottom are listed the qualities that define a mensch: Upright, Honorable, Decent. The slogan up top and on the back of selected items directs “Be One!” because, well, you should!

A salute to handy Jews! The tagline “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal. Gentlemen, raise your wrenches!

Jewish Handywomen, we haven’t forgotten you!