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Smart, funny, Jewish-themed gear

Calling all architects, contractors, woodworkers, gardeners, alfresco diners, nomads and other members of B.O.O.T.H.S. International, the Builders of Original Temporary Huts and Sukkot (a Charter Affiliate of the Jewish Carpenters League, naturally)! Have we got the emblem for you: An etrog-inspired, heart-shaped sun rises above a picturesque desert dotted with sukkot, beneath the phrase “Share the Lulav!”. The backs of selected t-shirts and bags say “Schach Happens”.

One potato, two potato, three potato, four, five potato, six potato, seven potato, oy! Let’s face it, Hanukkah just isn’t Hanukkah without latkes. This design features all of the key ingredients: potatoes, oil and onions. Up top is the slogan “Fried and True” while below is the Loyal Order of the Latke motto, “For the Grater Good.” It’s a miracle!

You spin it right round, bubee, right round like a dreidel, bubee, right round round round. So we made this design just for you and yours, for Hanukkah and all year roundaka. Across the top it says “One good turn deserves another” and below, “Have Gelt-Will Gamble.” Let the spinning begin!

Who fought Antiochus, tell us please? Maccabee & Sons, of course! The names of the Maccabee men encircle raised hammers and the exclamation “Dedicated!” while below it says “We bow down to no one,” a reference to part of the Hellenistic hullabaloo that led to Hanukkah.

A salute to handy Jews! The tagline “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal. Gentlemen, raise your wrenches!

Jewish Handywomen, we haven’t forgotten you!

 

Are you a Jewish mother? Have one? This logo design is for you! The center features icons representing the chief concerns of Jewish mothers: a sweater (so you’re warm enough), a place setting (so you’re well fed), and a phone (so maybe you’ll call once in a while?). Surrounding the emblem is the phrase “Worrying about tomorrow today” and across the bottom it says “Women of Valor,” referencing the reverential Old Testament poem, “A Woman of Valor.”

This design salutes challah bakers and lovers everywhere. The slogan, “My heart is in the yeast,” is a punny homage to Yahuda Halevi’s beloved poem My Heart is in the East. Rise up!

A salute to handy Jewish women! The phrase “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal.