Smart, funny, Jewish-themed gear

Shofar blowers, you awaken our souls, you call us to do good, and so we salute the skillful way you pucker up and blow! The front slogan says “Shofar So Good” and on the back of selected t-shirts is the phrase “Such a Blast!”.

The United Apple Dippers & Honey Drippers are here to help you stick (oy!) to your New Year’s vows. The slogan says “L’Dor v’Dor/Jar to Jar,” because in every generation, we dip!

Also for Rosh Hashanah: International Federation of Shofar Blowers


Calling all architects, contractors, woodworkers, gardeners, alfresco diners, nomads and other members of B.O.O.T.H.S. International, the Builders of Original Temporary Huts and Sukkot (a Charter Affiliate of the Jewish Carpenters League, naturally)! Have we got the emblem for you: An etrog-inspired, heart-shaped sun rises above a picturesque desert dotted with sukkot, beneath the phrase “Share the Lulav!”. The backs of selected t-shirts and bags say “Schach Happens”.

Are you a Jewish mother? Have one? This logo design is for you! The center features icons representing the chief concerns of Jewish mothers: a sweater (so you’re warm enough), a place setting (so you’re well fed), and a phone (so maybe you’ll call once in a while?). Surrounding the emblem is the phrase “Worrying about tomorrow today” and across the bottom it says “Women of Valor,” referencing the reverential Old Testament poem, “A Woman of Valor.”

A salute to handy Jewish women! The phrase “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal.

This design salutes challah bakers and lovers everywhere. The slogan, “My heart is in the yeast,” is a punny homage to Yahuda Halevi’s beloved poem My Heart is in the East. Rise up!

You nailed your Torah portion, recited your drash, and wrote all your thank you notes (well, two out of three ain’t bad). Mazel tov, you are officially a member of the International Association of the B’Nei Mitzvah, and we are so proud of you!