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Smart, funny, Jewish-themed gear

This design salutes deft matzo ball makers everywhere. The slogan up top declares, “Flat Bread, Fluffy Balls,” while below it says “Holy Rollers.” On the back of selected t-shirts is the query “Why is this shirt different from all other shirts?”. Yes, wise children, we know why.

This design salutes you hard-working gefilte fish makers and eaters (and even those who simply open the jar!). The slogan up top says, "Scaling New Heights" while below it advises Carpe Carp (look it up, it’s Latin).

Also for Passover:
Allied Matzo Ball Makers League
Afikomen Search & Retrieval 

You doggedly pursue your goal. Your motto: “No matzo left behind.” We salute the men, women and children of the Afikomen Search & Retrieval team with this logo that proclaims “From the desert to dessert.” In the center a radar screen tracks the unleavened target. The back of selected items say, “It’s a crumby job, but someone’s gotta do it.”


A salute to handy Jews! The tagline “Repairing the world one light bulb at a time” references Tikkun Olam, the imperative to repair the world, winking at those for whom bulb changing is a big deal. Gentlemen, raise your wrenches!

Jewish Handywomen, we haven’t forgotten you!

 

Are you a Jewish mother? Have one? This logo design is for you! The center features icons representing the chief concerns of Jewish mothers: a sweater (so you’re warm enough), a place setting (so you’re well fed), and a phone (so maybe you’ll call once in a while?). Surrounding the emblem is the phrase “Worrying about tomorrow today” and across the bottom it says “Women of Valor,” referencing the reverential Old Testament poem, “A Woman of Valor.”

This design salutes challah bakers and lovers everywhere. The slogan, “My heart is in the yeast,” is a punny homage to Yahuda Halevi’s beloved poem My Heart is in the East. Rise up!

You spin it right round, bubee, right round like a dreidel, bubee, right round round round. So we made this design just for you and yours, for Hanukkah and all year roundaka. Across the top it says “One good turn deserves another” and below, “Have Gelt-Will Gamble.” Let the spinning begin!

Who fought Antiochus, tell us please? Maccabee & Sons, of course! The names of the Maccabee men encircle raised hammers and the exclamation “Dedicated!” while below it says “We bow down to no one,” a reference to part of the Hellenistic hullabaloo that led to Hanukkah.